the great un-snapping: The exact moment you realise
your
"stiff-and-tidy" clothes are too itchy and you'd rather be a professional grass-roller.
tactical whimsy: A plan to high-five a tree because it's been
standing there a long time and looks like it needs a win.
the waddle-Shift: The official status of a person who has been
given a geeslinger and has forgotten how to walk in a straight
line.